Yeah, I have been told to write something more sensational to get my hits up. Well I take hits as well as that bloke did against Danny Green. This is not for the publicity, it is for the love of the game of footy.

I love this photo taken by my artist / Geelong fanatic friend - Dave Wadelton who captured Chappy's snap to seal the GF last year. Just look at Bartel! Wide open! Bomber saw this photo at a Geelong function and liked it so much that he showed Chappy who got a copy for his pool room.

What else is sensational and could get me some more hits.

Akermanis?

Well I will wait for the tell-all book by The Big Tip's own Marty Pask on that - tough job being Aka's manager.

Etihad Stadium and injuries?

Have we seen how the suburban grounds were 20 years ago? When did we turn into a bunch of nancies?

Although as Ian Collins is the propaganda manager for the Docklands, he has about as much credibility as the Iraqi bloke who said that the US forces would be demolished as the tanks were rolling by in the background.

At least offer people free tickets on the Melbourne rail system or something.

I dislike Ian Collins. I also dislike Salsa. Why do people continue to act so passionately about such lousy dancing to tepid music. "Oh... I'm just going to salsa... ciao". GO TO SALSA YOU DOUCHE... you are an idiot poseur of the highest order. Salsa is only good with Mexican food.

Anyways, it has been a tough week. The Age ripped off my title and are covering the election daily with "The Pulse". Also I am not in town for my mate's book launch - Badlands by Liam Houlihan. He did not take my advice to have the launch at Timezone either.

What would cheer me up is if someone could explain what on earth is going on at the 1:30 mark of this film clip.

1    Collingwood    = (1)    With Travis Cloke, Josh Fraser and a bunch of other superb players on the sidelines, no wonder Collingwood players are being targeted in bar fights. Conspiracy theories come to mind.

2    Geelong    = (2)    Ablett took his talent to the Eastern Beach on Saturday. Time will tell if he takes his talent to the Gold Coast.

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